Since I generally am only interested in emotionally unavailable men, I've decided that I'm now also into geographically unavailable men.
Actually that's completely not true. I wasn't interested in Barth. I just wanted to break the slump. In fact, I'm pretty sure that I've become a man in regards to slump-breaking activities.
And as far as other activities? My main enjoyment comes from swilling whiskey, watching football, shooting animals(pixelated versions), playing poker, smoking cigars while grabbing my crotch (well, at least for the camera), and chasing tail.
I don't like purses although shoes are okay, I hate shopping, and I can't stand yapping on the phone.
And, as far as my more intimate activities are concerned... when did I get so detached?
I had... ahem... fun this past Sunday. I'm also drunk, so maybe it's completely inappropriate to be mentioning it. But I wanted to check out the slump diary.
No. This is not her new blog. This is the blog I'm going to take over. Her new blog is rad. This one is an exercise in solipsism. Also rad. In a different way.
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Since I generally am only interested in emotionally unavailable men, I've decided that I'm now also into geographically unavailable men.
Actually that's completely not true. I wasn't interested in Barth. I just wanted to break the slump. In fact, I'm pretty sure that I've become a man in regards to slump-breaking activities.
And as far as other activities? My main enjoyment comes from swilling whiskey, watching football, shooting animals(pixelated versions), playing poker, smoking cigars while grabbing my crotch (well, at least for the camera), and chasing tail.
I don't like purses although shoes are okay, I hate shopping, and I can't stand yapping on the phone.
And, as far as my more intimate activities are concerned... when did I get so detached?
I had... ahem... fun this past Sunday. I'm also drunk, so maybe it's completely inappropriate to be mentioning it. But I wanted to check out the slump diary.
Anyway, nighty night ladies.
This isn't your new blog is it?
Damn.
No. This is not her new blog. This is the blog I'm going to take over. Her new blog is rad. This one is an exercise in solipsism. Also rad. In a different way.
Ah, cool.
Well this is a mighty fine blog.
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